Monday 19 December 2011

The funniest HP quotes!

^^ the title says it all^^


"He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..."





"Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all!"




Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!"  




"This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this."




"I don't know who Maxime thinks she's kidding. If Hagrid's half-giant, she definitely is. Big bones... the only thing that's got bigger bones than her is a dinosaur."




"You know your mother, Malfoy? The expression on her face - like she's got dung under her nose? Is she like that all the time or just because you were with her?


"Warrington's aim's so pathetic I'd be more worried if he was aiming for the person next to me." 


LOL these all make me snigger :)

1 comment:

  1. "Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!"


    ^^hehehehe

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